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    Submitted by ck24 on Apr 29, 13 at 12:34pm

    Dear Trojan,\n I just knocked up a random skank using your shit condoms. Can you recommend a good flight of stairs in my area?\n Regards,\n Ck24

  • 49 34
    Submitted by scrotum66 on Apr 29, 13 at 8:02pm

    The bearskin variety on the other hand.....

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    Submitted by Massive_Attack on Apr 29, 13 at 3:55pm

    Use some lube next time. Some chicks get dry no matter how much foreplay you do. Latex dries out fast. I suggest Polypropylene condoms.

  • 49 54
    Submitted by porksword on Apr 29, 13 at 10:31am

    Always double bag for heavier loads.

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    Submitted by DonkeyLipps on Apr 30, 13 at 12:10am

    That's why you should just stick to anal! Then you Don't ever have to worry about babies! Anal sex is safe sex!