butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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