I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
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He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
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Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
FUCK WHALES
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
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