i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
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You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
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They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
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