so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
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fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
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He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
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If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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