You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
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Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
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I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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