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  • 88 82
    Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Feb 5, 10 at 1:07pm

    Next stop...Three_Some_Ville...

  • 93 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 5, 10 at 1:12pm

    In Soviet Russia, she takes him out to dinner and then he comes over and fucks you!

  • 76 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 5, 10 at 1:22pm

    I'm pretty sure a situation like this was on the show Bones last night. Just sayin.

  • 74 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 7, 10 at 6:48pm

    OMG that sounds like my current boyfriend When we were sneaking around behind my Husbands back..Epic!

  • 67 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 5, 10 at 1:14pm

    This is directly from Tucker max "I hope they serve beer in hell"....

    • Submitted by Herschel on Feb 5, 10 at 2:29pm

      Not directly at all, 1:14. Tucker does similar things, yes, but he'd never use the word "relationship" to describe it.

      • 73 74
        Submitted by douchemonger on Feb 8, 10 at 10:03am

        Touche. Tucker Max is a fiiiiiend.

    • 46 58
      Submitted by AhmadBradshawYes on Sep 29, 10 at 8:43pm

      that's exactly what i thought when i read this

  • 70 79
    Submitted by Capt on Feb 6, 10 at 2:02pm

    My life.

  • 64 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 5, 10 at 1:11pm

    That's how I always prefer to roll.

  • 70 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 5, 10 at 4:09pm

    I think OP secretly want to do the other guy!!!

  • 62 70
    Submitted by recyclops on Feb 6, 10 at 9:52am

    FTW!!

  • 73 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 5, 10 at 2:53pm

    Sounds like 10,000 rap songs. Get a life, loser

  • 69 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 12:13pm

    That works ;) jk.. It's just weird... But if she's totally okay with it then fine..

  • 68 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 4:34pm

    Hmmm I wish it was that simple.... Why can't they just take turns fucking the same girl?! I mean, is sharing someone who gives the best head really all that bad just so that u can keep her?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 5, 10 at 1:04pm

    First. Nice.

  • 70 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 5, 10 at 1:17pm

    In Ireland you all go out to dinner, then run a train on her!

  • 67 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 7, 10 at 10:07pm

    That's awsome girls are such little pigs I love it

  • 58 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 4:53pm

    648 you need to drop dead you cheating useless cunt

  • 63 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 11:37am

    Lol to the guy who lives in new york SI is where its at

  • 59 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 1:18am

    Lmaoo oh man, this person must take after me. Haha I love living in NY

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 5, 10 at 1:24pm

    She's a dirty whore and I hope she fuvking dies

    • 69 66
      Submitted by makeitglow on Feb 5, 10 at 1:47pm

      where do you get off telling people you hope they 'fuvking' die? shithead. the text's funny

  • 60 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 5, 10 at 8:59pm

    Slut

  • 59 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 5, 10 at 11:31pm

    In Ireland no one would be running a train on me. You must be fcking some nasty hos. Haha

  • 51 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 3:14pm

    Mind your own business 453 u don't kno The whole story. It's called we were swinging But I fell for my hookup.