i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
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I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
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I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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