just come out here and I will go home with you...
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
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I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
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I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
When are your genitals available?
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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