He asked me if I "almost moaned"
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
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We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
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Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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