The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
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she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
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She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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