I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
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I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
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He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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