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  URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?

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• Contortionist: very easy call. Watch her eat her own pussy---unforgettable for life!

  Submitted by okieraider71 on Apr 25, 13 at 3:00pm

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• Threesome as you all scream "Huzzah!"

  Submitted by cfreymarc on Apr 26, 13 at 12:45am

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• I have to agree, I'd go for the contortionist. Rather rarer than people of your favored gender with little or no gag reflex.

  Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Apr 25, 13 at 6:51pm

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• Damn that's a hard call

  Submitted by Leigh_ofkent on Apr 25, 13 at 2:22pm

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• The prettier one, in case you breed.

  Submitted by 478 on Apr 25, 13 at 6:47pm

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• Neither. There is a chance you might reproduce and you shouldn't if you are to stupid to spell renaissance.

  Submitted by spek10 on Apr 25, 13 at 5:07pm

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  • Too* check yourself

    Submitted by Lifeafter2am on Apr 25, 13 at 5:32pm

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  • ^^^ Had to Google "renaissance" ^^^

    Submitted by ThePubShow on Apr 25, 13 at 7:28pm

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• Contortionist!!! Exotic entrance into vagina beats head every time -- unless you've got a micro dick, then go for head, but you're defeating the purpose of the swordswallower.

  Submitted by wingchunfighter on Apr 27, 13 at 9:48am

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• Dude just go fuck your right hand because no one is buying the load of shit you are trying to sell. I mean it would be cool if that were to ever happen but for now I dub thee retarded

  Submitted by highasballs on Apr 25, 13 at 5:43pm

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• Easy: Bang the sword swallower (possible amazing BJ) and have the cartoonist draw it for you so you have a memory of the event.

  Submitted by IamIM on Apr 25, 13 at 3:00pm

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  • CONTORTIONIST. as in flexible. not cartoons.

    Submitted by hahayoureugly on Apr 25, 13 at 3:39pm

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  • this was accidentally the funniest reply.

    Submitted by ralphmacio on Apr 25, 13 at 7:00pm

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• Go back to the renaissance fair next year and make it a double. That way you don't miss out forever. I'd go for the contortionist though.

  Submitted by entersandman13 on Apr 25, 13 at 5:16pm

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• Cartoonist is funnier than this TFLN!!!

  Submitted by Key_umm on Apr 26, 13 at 11:44pm

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• Am I the only one who thinks op is a girl?

  Submitted by security24 on Apr 26, 13 at 11:46pm

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• Renaissance*

  Submitted by tiffanylikespie on Jul 6, 13 at 6:35am

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