Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
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FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
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Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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