I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
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he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
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Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
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