Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
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i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
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Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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