What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
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You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
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If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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