bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
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I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
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Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
How does it feel to date your dad?
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
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