There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
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