you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
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I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
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Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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