Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
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i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
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In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
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