I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
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win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
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I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
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