So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
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So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
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What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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