I can't watch pbs sober anymore
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
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I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
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I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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