I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
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I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
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Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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