I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
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If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
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Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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