dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
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Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
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Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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