I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
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Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
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They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
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I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
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I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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