apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
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I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
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She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
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