He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
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Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
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If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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