There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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