No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
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This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
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seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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