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  • 87 47
    Submitted by kevxster on Dec 9, 10 at 8:15pm

    Don't you mean the first?

  • 77 52
    Submitted by jstapes44 on Dec 9, 10 at 10:30am

    terrible

  • 63 39
    Submitted by Reikage_Sanshi on Dec 10, 10 at 1:34am

    The last part about masturbation makes me think of that American Dad episode where he says it makes God cry and then becomes addicted to it with the cream.

  • 77 72
    Submitted by niceman on Dec 9, 10 at 2:26pm

    Keep those legs shut.

  • 74 68
    Submitted by soko on Dec 9, 10 at 12:13pm

    Stop eating the paste!

  • 68 59
    Submitted by mcsquared on Dec 9, 10 at 6:25pm

    HAHA WAIT I THOUGHT THAT TOO\n...and then came sex ed

    • 61 45
      Submitted by said8ED on Dec 10, 10 at 4:45am

      What? You can't? I gotta tell the other guys..

  • 59 76
    Submitted by xaviorisdeath on Dec 9, 10 at 11:34pm

    Hey, Shetalkstoangels. \nShut the fuck up? \nShe was either a slut, or raped. \nSlut=her fault.\nRaped=it's called the morning after pill.\nPardon my harshness, but for whatever reason, you REALLY piss me off.

  • Submitted by brokencarwindow on Dec 9, 10 at 10:53am

    What are you fourteen? Who the hell are raising these kids these days Satan loving liberal socialist?

    • 65 39
      Submitted by monicamischief on Dec 9, 10 at 1:30pm

      What the hell are you talking about? You know what group is generally against masturbation? CHRISTIANS and the RELIGIOUS. Not 'liberal socialists', whatever that is supposed to mean. Liberals tell their children all about sex rather than lying about it. :/

      • 54 46
        Submitted by michaelafogle on Dec 9, 10 at 2:00pm

        ah way to generalize. I'm a Catholic and my parents were always very open about sex. A "liberal socialist" could be just as closed up about sex to their children as a devout Catholic. It more depends on how comfortable they are talking about it with their kids.

    • 55 46
      Submitted by Taipan on Dec 10, 10 at 12:23pm

      Orrrr maybe she's of appropriate age to be sexually active, has been safe until now, but just had an "uh-oh" moment with her boyfriend? Just another scenario to consider.

  • Submitted by shetalkstoangels on Dec 9, 10 at 1:01pm

    Dude. This text is NOT funny! There was a girl in my hometown that was 13 and she had a baby! She was in 8th grade! And best of all, she goes to a Catholic school!

  • 44 81
    Submitted by roflberries on Dec 9, 10 at 6:20pm

    Put a corset piercing on that kitty, sew her shut for good