some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
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I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
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I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
Found an elderly homeless guy with a Gandalf beard passed out on my porch. I put a Santa hat over his erect dick cause he was naked.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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