That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
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Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
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Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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