i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
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I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
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Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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