He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
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Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
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It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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