I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
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I like how I get messages from eharmony at the same time I'm looking for a new vibrator. It's like the powers that be are just trying to make my life ironic.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
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That was so not worth putting pants on for.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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