dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
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last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
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Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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