You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
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You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
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I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
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