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  • 97 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 9:55am
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    I was punched in the stomach for eating Susan. Apparently she had a bf.

  • 81 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 9:56am
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    Haha nice this made me laugh, then everyone in class was staring....

  • 69 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 10:52pm
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    Those crazy vaginas...

  • 66 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 11:09am
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    this is probably the best one ive ever read

  • 71 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 2:38pm
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    Hahahaha shits crazy funny. Made me not want to kill my boss hahaha

  • 63 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 10:14pm
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    Your fucking falut scrotem cheeks you're a bad parent, you should have been watching develop and nursing them back to life. Fuck. You.

  • 66 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 7:42pm
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    I want to know who in Dallas/Lewisville is naming shrimp henry

  • 68 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 11:33pm
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    Who is this kid? I wanna meet a Dallas/FTW-er naming shrimp

  • 69 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 7:33pm
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    Ok, I literally just laughed out loud for like 10 minutes. Thanks for that lol.

  • 74 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 9:28pm
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    LMAO! THAT SON OF A BITCH.

  • 67 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 3:21pm
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    I laughed so hard right now!

  • 48 33
    Submitted by crazyred412 on Jun 2, 11 at 10:42pm
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    lmfaooooo!!!!!! that's great

  • 61 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 3:07pm
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    It's ok. That Henry was a douchebag.

  • 51 48
    Submitted by Kbabyxo on Nov 16, 10 at 12:10am
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    Hilariousssss loling

  • 59 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 9:11am
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    first? this is totally something i'd do lol

  • 61 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 9:47pm
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    Haha that's awesome. It would be Midlothian

  • 63 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 2:14am
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    HAHAHAHAHA.... Oh my fuckin god

  • 55 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 11:53am
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    I love Dallas for this very reason !!! DFW ftw!

  • 55 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 3:19am
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    this is the funniest thing I've ever read on here. I literally just laughed out loud and shared it with my bf who couldnt stop laughing either. awesome. i want to be this kids friend

  • 46 48
    Submitted by whitneykaye on Jul 4, 10 at 4:42am
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    (201): she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.

  • 52 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 6:12pm
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    Truly amazing! One of the best ones on here.