I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
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