She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
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ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
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Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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