I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
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you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
Walk of Shame today included voting.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
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Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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