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  • 65 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 3:08am

    McCleanUp on register 1.

  • 68 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 5:31am

    Hahaha your my hero(:

  • 62 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 1:59am

    My friend works at McDonalds in NY. She said that never happened to her before. Bet you it will now.

  • 69 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 10:33pm

    what is with all you whores posting slutty stories about what you did when you were 13?!

  • 66 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 6:33pm

    I get it it's funny...... Oh ya no.

  • 70 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 12:32pm

    1:12 and 12:24 are the reasons this website exists.

  • 66 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 8:16pm

    Omg 7:26 you are sooo hot. Oh wait no you are just an attention seeking whore.

  • 60 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 4:30pm

    4:22 just needs to choke on his own dick like now.

  • 43 38
    Submitted by Biga1018 on Dec 18, 10 at 10:27pm

    Haha someone got a little drunk tonight

  • 61 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 1:58am

    Wow, what a McDouche.

  • 59 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 3:40am

    i want some McNuggets right about now

  • 57 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 10:34pm

    yeah exactly 10:33, no-one cares if you drank your bf's cum or had a threesome! whores!

  • 57 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 7:26pm

    I rubbed my clit in a 24 hour mcdonalds and the manager saw me and definitely got a boner lol

  • 59 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 11:32pm

    ah geez, now i want some mcnugs!!

  • 47 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 20, 10 at 5:40am

    I think I just shit myself laughing, thank god I'm not at a MickyD's too, a staff member might've offer themselves.

  • 54 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 11:16pm

    why wont this post what im writing!!

  • 58 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 1:12pm

    One time I rounded up a group of extremely horny homeless men and had them jack off to my gaping asshole them had them run train on me while watching Pete an pete

  • 54 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 5:08am

    In Soviet Russia, McNuggets wait for you after throwing up on counter!

  • 52 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 11:51pm

    Tummy hurts

  • 64 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 11:19pm

    haha she bangs him and then he blows his load on your face, hillarious!!

  • 60 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 12:42am

    One time, my boyfriend jizzed in a measuring cup so he could see how much cum he was pouring down my throat. Turns out it was 1 1/4 cups. I willingly gulped it all down. ;)

  • 57 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 5:29pm

    4:59 you should kill yourself you worthless fuck

  • 61 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 7:53pm

    My bf has pussy juice in his goatee

  • 49 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 7:12pm

    I'm poopin and it hurts :/

  • 54 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 6:32pm

    That's happens to me before... I just left

  • 57 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 4:07pm

    FiRsTtTtT!!!!!!!!!1111!!!!!leleven!!11

  • 54 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 11:18pm

    wow 12.44, must be good to know he prefers your best friend over you!

  • 53 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 2:13am

    Nopeeee :P me and my best friend are girls. We like to cum swap too. I bet you wish I was your gf huh...

  • 52 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 4:28pm

    Hellio all of y'all r chuck a booty and a buttboil and chuck my booty

  • 41 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 10 at 7:56am

    Lol that happen to a friend of mine and he just told them that there food was shit and it gave him fools poisoning

  • 52 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 12:44am

    Oh yeah? Well one time me and my best friend and my boyfriend had a threesome and he came all over our faces and both our faces were coveted in his sticky mess.

  • 53 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 10:05pm

    Haha that's weird I feel awkward when I puke on dicks and put them in my ass.

  • 47 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 10:34pm

    10:05 you get down huh? good thing im not the one getting down with you that's fuckin nasty.