I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
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At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
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Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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