Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
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He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
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Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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