We need to rekindle our bromance
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
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Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
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I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
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