My room smells like vodka and shame
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
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suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
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I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
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