My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
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you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
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He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
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