I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
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I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
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I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
Enjoy the penises
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
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